Taking Alicia's route, I tagged myself. It looked fun

20 random things about me that you never knew

1. I wasn't actually named after the song 'brandy', I was named after someone who was named after the song 'brandy.' I'm not sure which is more depressing, being named after someone my parents had never met, or not even having the satisfaction of being named after a shitty 70's song. Incidently I hate that song because of drunks.
2. Reading alicia recall eating a tub of vasoline as a kid reminded me of the time I sat down and consumed most of a box of baking soda with a spoon while watching Rudolph at the age of 5.
3. Most of you know I love garfield, but the reason is because it was the first thing I was able to draw and get positive feedback for. It spawned there.
4. I like the smell of skunk.
5. I'm a horrible procrasinater. I love to start painting, but hate to continue doing it. I like to clean but i hate to clean my house, and I only clean if i can see a visible difference.
6. Over the last few years I've aquired a dislike of dogs. I don't know why, i think i just got tired of being jumped on, scratched, drooled on and barked at.
7. I'm one of those annoying people that makes horrible spelling and grammar errors, but will be the first to point out yours. I read the applications at work just to point out spelling errors.
8. I can't talk slowly. Never could. my mouth often runs faster than my brain, and I tend to forget what I was rambling about, but I refuse to stop talking, so I just make up stuff until I rememeber and pick the conversation back up.
9. My hearing is pretty crappy. I can hear high pitched noises great though.
10. I think the most unattractive feature of a guy is when his socks are droopy, you know, like not tight on his foot, but floppy and pulled out at the toes. ugh.
11. I despise scooby doo, the bastard.
12. I was dropped out of a tree when i was twelve by my neighbor and his sister. we had concocted a pulley system to lift me into the air about 10-12 feet, but when i was up, it flipped me upside down, showing my bra, and his little sister laughed so hard she let go of the rope and I fell onto the roots on my back. ow...
13. I will never understand why there are white cars. If everyone can choose the color they want when they buy a new car, why choose white???? its not a fucking color. if they all chose colors, eventually there'd be no used cars in white and so on...
14. I chew on stuff... all stuff... anything, though not as bad as alan. Give me a pen cap and I'll have it knawed down to a flat plastic sheet in minutes.
15. I never thought feeding my daughter was a bonding experience. I actually hated it. It took so long and she would whine and cry and scratch and kick when she was really little.
16. I really can't cook. most of what i make tastes like ass, and if you recall a meal i made that tastes decent, I think gnomes seasoned it while i wasn't looking, or cast a 'can't fuck this up' spell on it.
17. I love my parents, but in small doses, and moving down the street is a fucking overdose.
18. I dont like any other baby than mine. They look so weird and they're so loud and drooly, except mine.
19. I have a thing for skinny guys. I don't like muscles very much, but I like a nice defined chest, just not a bulging muscular one. The sexiest part of brandon to me is where his hipbone juts out.
20.I think I have the mental makeup for anorexia, just not the appetite or the willpower. I love eating too much for anorexia, and I hate vomiting too much for bulimia.